Jon is an urban legend. Assuming, of course, the theory that there an infinite amount of dimensions that all contain different possibilities. By this logic, in at least one dimension, Jon has to be an urban legend somewhere.
Born to a traveling gypsy, Jon had many crazy adventures in rural America as he soon convinced people to paint a fence, generating a generous income. When he began to question the futility of his chosen career path, Jon fled to land of milk and money, as prophesied in the Holy Bible.
Turns out it’s a war-zone.
Desperate to find a new life, he became a daring archaeologist. He ran from boulders and angry natives all over the world and ignored the traditions and customs of thousands of cultures. However, his luck, fame and wealth did not save him when he was pushed from a plane into the middle of nowhere.
Townsville.
No one knows who pushed him. But occasionally he looks at the sky and says softly with violent undertones.’”Fucking woodchucks.”‘
