Abandoned as a child in central Africa during the reign of the dictator Scar, Tom was forced to care for several puppies when he was only three. After a series of wacky adventures, he was adopted by Angelina Joliee and taken to the United States. However, during one of his favourite first-class flights, he saw her act for the first time. In his anger, he flew his plane into a tower in New York City. Escaping from the ruins, he hid in Ian Thorpe’s luggage and escaped to Australia.
He journeyed to Townsville, killing another kid named Tom and stealing his identity. His new parents pretend not to notice, but in their hearts, they know. He was so cold-hearted, he eventually had surgery to exchange his weak, human heart with, literally, the heart of a lion.
This guy knows obscure and popular music, enjoys swearing, watches English television shows, is learned of the pop culture and often travels to exotic locations to have sex with exotic women at low, exotic prices.
