We need to revive this glorious dying child.
Ok, well… I’ve been home sick for the last 3 days…
And over this time, I have watched a movie every day.
Tuesday – Sin City
Wednesday – The Fifth Element
Thursday – Children of Men
My favorite was definitely “Children of Men”. It was just so… Gah, fucking good.
There is no other way to put it. There was a shot in the movie that went for about 6 minutes… It was fucking insane.
The worst was “The Fifth Element”. Apart from the Space Chick and Chris Tucker being a metrosexual radio presenter… It was fucking lame.
And “Sin City” is just fucking badass.
Also, a disturbing discovery… The Fifth Element starred Bruce Willis. Children of Men starred Clive Owen. And Sin City Starred Clive Owen & Bruce Willis.
Conspiracy?!
Of course it is.
Now, readers… Tell me who you think the most attractive out of Clive Owen and Bruce Willis.
Honestly? I would have a fucking Threesome with them.
OH! And because we do quotes and shit now…
“Oh, yes. You see, you’re one of the morons I’ve been fighting my whole life. My whole fucking life. But guess what… Today, I win.”
-Osbourne Cox (John Malkovich), Burn After Reading (2008)
Bruce Willis FTW