According to WordPress, there’s a Turbo way to blog. My curiousity peaked, I’ve decided to investigate. Turns out…
WordPress TURBO! ALLOWS FASTER PAGE LOAD TIMES SO I KEEP BLOGGING WITH THE BEST OF THEM!
Live it. Write it. Blog it. WordPress Turbo.
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Me and Tom decided today that school would be unbeneficial to our healthy social life. So we fucked off! ^_^
Unfortunately, I only realized my mum was home when I was standing in the center of the house and she was interrogating me in a manner similar to one seen in The Dark Knight. I convinced her I was after homework, grabbed Tom (who was hiding around the street corner because he seems to always know where my mum is) and headed to his place. Tom managed to disable all of the security devices surrounding his house, including the Decepiticons and the Tomb of Horus, both of which involved reading from the forgotten language of Yevanic.
Once inside, Tom saw fit to tell me his Dad says he comes home around twelve. Cue the paranoia.
BUT
His Dad didn’t come home, I watched Fight Club, we chillaxed a bunch, I started and finished my RE and sent it to the teacher in a hour and we fucked around on the internet (and the bed 
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POSSIBLY THE BEST DAY EVER?!
- ‘It is a miracle that curiousity survives formal education’
- Albert Einstein
